Brr Brr Patapim

Brr Brr Patapim is one of the brainrot animals created by AI and published on tiktok. He is actually secretly Elon Musk, the shadow president of America. Patapim reportedly made his immense wealth by trading penny stocks for inflated prices during the Great Depression. This later inspired the Oscar nominated film "The Wolf Of Wall Street".

Brr Brr Patapim

Bio

  • Aliases:First Warrior of the forest
  • Relatives:
    • Son: Tric Trac baraboom
    • Wife: Zzz zzz Patabuma
  • Affiliation:Cybertruck Assassins (Contractor)
  • Occupation:
    • Baker
    • Elevator mechanic

Biographical information

  • Marital status:Married to Zzz zzz Patabuma
  • Date of birth:4859 BC
  • Place of birth:Planet Patapima
  • Crimes committed:None

Physical description

  • Species:Proboscis Monkey & Tree
  • Gender:Male
  • Height:16 meters (52'4 ft)
  • Weight:~7.64 tons
  • Eye color:Amber

Additional Information

  • Government name:Brrbrr Patapim
  • Favorite Food:Maury's cum (???)
  • Habitat:Brruru Forest, Planet Patapima
  • Motivation:The saving of the forest
  • Dream:Forest save, without Crocodillo and Gusini
  • Enemies:
    • Bombardino Crocodillo
    • Bombombini Gusini
    • Lirilì Larilà
    • Bicicletta Del Gatto Santo (unconfirmed)
  • Favorite Game:Escape Tralalero Tralala Obby
  • Networth:£300 Billion

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Brr brrr Patapim, il mio cappello è pieno di Slim! Nel bosco fitto e misterioso viveva un essere assai curioso. Con radici intrecciate e gambe incrociate, mani sottili, braccia agitate. Il suo naso lungo come un prosciutto, un po' babbuino, un po' cespugliotto. Si chiamava Patapim, oh che strano, e parlava italiano… ma con accento arcano!. Un giorno trovò un cappello dorato, "Perfetto!" gridò, "che bel risultato!" Ma dentro c'era Slim, il ranocchio blu, che faceva "Brrr brrr!" senza un perché in più. Patapim piangeva: "Mio caro cappello! Ora c'è Slim, che guaio, che duello!" Saltava, rideva, si disperava, ma il ranocchio mai se ne andava. Con foglie sui gomiti e muschio sul mento corse nel bosco spinto dal vento. Andò dal mago Tiramisù, chiedendo aiuto con un gran "Ciuu ciuu!" Il mago rispose, mangiando un panino: "Per togliere Slim, serve un palloncino!" Così Patapim, con gran confusione, soffiò nel pallone con emozione. Slim volò, con un grande BOOM, sparendo nel cielo come un bel fungo di fumo! Ora Patapim balla nel vento.

Secret Services Operations

Patapim Is one of the oldest and most useful assets of the Cybertruck Assassins. He was first hired by Piccione Macchina in 670AD to help eliminate the glitch entity known as Tung Tung Tung sahur. Most of the details of this story are Redacted and inaccessible to the public eye. What we do know is that Patapim is Not a Member of the Cybertruck Assassins per se. He most likely is simply a friend and paid contractor of Piccione to this day.

Fights

Bombombini Guzini vs. Brr Brr Patapim

At the start of the fight, Bombombini Guzini flew into the forest where Patapim lived, disturbing his peaceful day as he was quietly planting grass. Without warning, Guzini began bombing the area, even though Patapim had no intention of fighting—his only goal was peace. Flying recklessly low, Guzini miscalculated, and both he and Patapim - randomly distracted by Bombardino Crocodilo were struck by the very first bomb. In a bizarre twist of kindness, Patapim later offered Guzini some of the forest grass he had planted, feeding his attacker with the very symbol of his peace.

Tung Tung Tung Sahur Vs Piccione Macchina and Brr Brr Patapim

The fight unfolds in a sinister, fog-drenched forest filled with twisted, leafless trees. At the outset, Tung Tung Tung Sahur stands menacingly before Brr Brr Patapim. As Sahur approaches with a baseball bat in hand, Patapim raises his arms and begins rooting into the ground with his hands, swiftly digging a hole into which Sahur unexpectedly tumbles. As Sahur's bat clatters to the forest floor, Patapim calmly picks it up. But in an unpredictable twist, Sahur respawns almost instantly—only for Patapim to return the bat without hesitation. In response, Sahur transforms into a muscular version of himself. After a moment of eerie stillness, he unleashes a flurry of kicks on Patapim, Sending him to the ground. As Tung tung tung sahur approaches Patapim to deliver the final blow, an unknown force hits him with the weight of a truck at blazing speeds, sending tung tung tung sahur flying towards a tree, crushing every bone in its body. Patapim Gets up and Greets his savior, Piccione Macchina, Currently Head of the Cybertruck assassins. Tung tung tung Sahur was eliminated. Or so they thought. A Second Tung tung tung sahur appears, takes his own body and swiftly dissapears with it in a portal. This was the first documented case of Glitch Entities in history.

Lirili Larila vs. Brr Brr Patapim

Forest fight

Before the fight begins, Lirili Larila steps through a shimmering portal in his desert homeland, emerging in the forest where Patapim resides. Without hesitation, Patapim opens the fight with a swift right-handed punch. In response, Larila lets out a loud, resonant trumpet blast. Suddenly, the portal reappears behind him. With another well-aimed punch, Patapim sends Larila stumbling toward the portal. Larila chooses not to retaliate—instead, he runs through the portal, and the brief, uneventful fight comes to an anticlimactic end. According to the Cybertruck Assassins archives, every portal lirili larila makes Creates a time paradox. Patapim seems to have a power of unknown origins that counteracts this effect. This is why he is such a vital asset to the organization's mission of hunting glitch entities like lirili larila.

Desert fight

In their second encounter, Patapim journeys into Larila's scorching desert territory. As the fight begins, Larila attempts to slap Patapim with his powerful trunk—but before the blow lands, Patapim grows into a towering Patapim Tree. Staggering backward in surprise, Larila watches as a second Patapim—back in his normal form—appears in front of the colossal tree. Disoriented but determined, Larila manages to strike the smaller Patapim mid-leap, just as he's reaching his full height. Undeterred, Patapim retaliates with a mighty left-handed punch. In response, Larila undergoes a sudden transformation, morphing into a Giga Chad Elephant.

The battle escalates into an intense boxing match. When fists prove ineffective, the two begin kicking each other with increasing ferocity. After a brief but brutal exchange, Giga Chad Larila lands a perfectly timed kick, sending Patapim crashing to the desert floor.

Ravioli Chimpanzini vs Brr Brr Patapim

Ravioli enters Patapim's forest, and Patapim suddenly, without known reason at the moment, attacks ravioli with a well-placed uppercut, blowing some ravioli off of ravioli's body.

Ravioli Chimpanzini retaliates, placing a mighty left hand strike to Patapim's belly. Ravioli proceeds to flee the scene. Documents of the Cybertruck Assasins tell us that Patapim sensed that Ravioli was a Glitch entity, and that Patapim was defending his territory from him.

Role in Croco-Avian Wars

In the Croco-Avian wars, Patapim remains neutral, as he doesn't care about the wars. However, when a squad of crocos was crossing his forest, he grew angry and destroyed them for disturbing his peace. This almost caused the crocos to declare war on him, yet an agreement was reached at the last minute, and Patapim peacefully remained in his forest. In the second war, Bombardiro Crocodillo accidentally carpet bombed Patapim's forest, after which Patapim declared war on him. After Bombardiro's death, Patapim took control of the Croco nation, and retired to the Russian Taiga as their ruler.

Role in Donkey VS Shark War

In the Role in Donkey VS Shark War, Patapim was a crucial factor to the final battle. He was responsible for the death of Gomari Pallkari which eventually was prevented by Lirili Larila's time travel powers. His role in the final battle was to protect the forest. He attacked anyone he could as they were dropping bombs on the woods and doing other stuff. He got so enranged he killed Frulli Frulla with his forest feet.